Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
I don't suffer from madness..I enjoy it.
Profesor is the man who is talking while other are sleeping.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure.
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